After five burglaries, one office dog,
nine Christmas quizzes, twelve nights spent in the warehouse,
one consignment of refugees arriving with a clothes delivery,
four office moves, quite a few sense of humour failures,
a few sackings (but thankfully not many), 2 venture capitalists,
6 awards, about twenty fantastically annoying customers
(mostly related to me), a couple of crooks, 520 Kings Pizza
("Continental" medium thin crust with extra anchovies
for me), a great team spirit, one incredibly tolerant wife,
bucket loads of sweat and even more laughs, Boden are still
here!